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when your boss comes in to offer you the tiny bag of pot she found while defrosting her freezer cause she hasn’t smoked in a decade and has no idea how that got there but figures it should go to good use. props, Junie. on an unrelated note, I suppose it makes sense to post this on here: rip, Jack. I wasn’t extremely close with you, but we’ve definitely crossed paths, shared beers and friends, and definitely a frisbee field more than once. you’re in so many people’s thoughts. i know we all wish we could’ve done more. Take it easy, Beard.

so here’s some people who were born on my birthday: -Robert Frost, American poet, 1874 -Guccio Gucci, founder of The House of Gucci, 1881 -Joseph Campbell, American author/”Follow Your Bliss” sayer, 1904 -Tennessee Williams, American playwright/Bottle-cap choker, 1911 -Strother Martin, “What we’ve got here is a failure to communicate” via Cool Hand Luke, 1919 -Sandra Day O’Connor, Bad-Ass Bittie/First female member of the Supreme Court, 1930 -Leonard Nimoy, Spock, 1931 -Alan Arkin, American actor/Cracked-out Grandpa, 1934 -Harry Kalas, American sportscaster/Philadelphia Icon, 1936 -James Caan, American actor/Always plays a bad guy, 1940 -Nancy Pelosi, American politician/Bad-ass Bittie #2 -Diana Ross, American diva, 1944 -Steven Tyler, American musician/Set of lips, 1948 -Teddy Pendergrass, American R&B/soul singer-songwriter/Live-long Philly dweller, 1950 -Martin Short, Canadian comedian/”Shoot me, Dragon!”, 1950 -Jennifer Grey, American actress/Not put in a corner, 1960 -Leigh Bowery, British fashionista/Performance artist/Designer/Crazy mo’fo, 1961 -Leslie Mann, American actress/Wife of Judd Apatow, 1972 -Keira Knightley, British actress/Envy of every tween girl c. 2003, 1985